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If
any product constructed by the EVOL Empire blows up due
to defective materials or poor craftsmanship, we will cut
the head off the person who
sewed it together... Or we will replace / repair it at no
cost to you.
If damage is determined to be your fault, we will then hunt
you down like
the pig that you are and beat you with a big stick... Or
we will
replace / repair it at a reasonable cost.
The
dysfunctional staff at SWiNE continues to be poisoned by:
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