If any product constructed by the EVOL Empire blows up due to defective materials or poor craftsmanship, we will cut the head off the person who sewed it together... Or we will replace / repair it at no cost to you. If damage is determined to be your fault, we will then hunt you down like the pig that you are and beat you with a big stick... Or we will replace / repair it at a reasonable cost.

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