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THE
EVOL EMPIRE GUARANTEE
If
any product constructed by the EVOL Empire
blows up due to defective materials or poor
craftsmanship, we will cut the head off the
person who sewed it together... Or we will
replace / repair it at no cost to you. If
damage is determined to be your fault, we
will then hunt you down like the pig that
you are and beat you with a big stick... Or
we will
replace / repair it at a reasonable cost.
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